{| class="wikitable" |- ! Episod total !! Sezon !! Episod sezon !! Titlu episod !! Regizor !! Scenarist !! Data emisie |- | 1 || 1|| 1|| Pilot || James Burrows|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn || 22 sep 2003 |- | 2|| 1|| 2|| Big Flappy Bastards|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 29 sep 2003 |- | 3|| 1|| 3|| Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Don Foster|| 6 oct 2003 |- | 4|| 1|| 4|| If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 13 oct 2003 |- | 5|| 1|| 5|| The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 20 oct 2003 |- | 6|| 1|| 6|| Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 27 oct 2003 |- | 7|| 1|| 7|| If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 3 nov 2003 |- | 8|| 1|| 8|| Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snootful|| Chuck Lorre|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 10 nov 2003 |- | 9|| 1 || 9 || Phase One, Complete|| Andy Ackerman|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 17 nov 2003 |- | 10|| 1|| 10|| Merry Thanksgiving|| Jay Sandrich|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 24 nov 2003 |- | 11|| 1|| 11|| Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor|| Robert Berlinger|| Chuck Lorre, Don Foster|| 15 dec 2003 |- | 12|| 1|| 12|| Camel Filters and Pheromones|| Robert Berlinger|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 5 ian 2004 |- | 13|| 1|| 13|| Sara Like Puny Alan|| Robert Berlinger|| Chuck Lorre|| 12 ian 2004 |- | 14|| 1|| 14|| I Can't Afford Hyenas|| Rob Schiller|| Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn|| 2 feb 2004 }
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